Immortality

1 March 2007

Finally - Immortality! Anti-aging properties of dolphin meat confirmed!

We are proud to announce to the entire population of the Earth that a new anti-aging property has been discovered - dolphin meat.

The matter was discovered by chance when The Sun newspaper, in England, printed this story, today:

Fortunately, our own reporters were on the spot, discovering the unique secret of the spear fisherman which had gone unrecorded until now - he has not aged a day in FOURTEEN YEARS!

Take a look at this photo, taken in 1993:

Not a single line, or any other evidence of the passage of half a generation.

"It's the dolphin blood which keeps me young." said Mr Tamashoa.

Mr Tamashoa - you have made the Immortality List.

We salute you and your unique achievement.

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