Immortality
Jesus Lives! In Morrinsville.
Our reporter Dee Bunk has filed this report from Morrinsville, New Zealand, where Jesus Christ has apparently taken up residence.
Morrinsville is a sleepy New Zealand town of about 5000, centred in the rich Waikato dairy farming district. Local wood merchant and King Charles spaniel breeder, who wishes to be known only as Ray.
Ray takes his morning tea out in the paddock, appropriately enough, amongst the lambs. He started doing this several years ago when he realised that Jesus was talking to him in that particular paddock. The pair's daily interaction has reached the stage where Ray refers to Jesus as "Dad". Apparently, this was suggested by Big J himself as he told Ray that he, Jesus, was the father of all men.
I spent a week in Morrinsville and had morning tea every day with Ray, in his paddock, but for the first time in over five years, Jesus failed to show up. I spoke to Ray again today, after returning to Auckland, and wouldn't you know it, Jesus was back again this morning.
Thanks a bunch!
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