Immortality

(New Zealand Heroes are now here.)

Bear with us at the moment, the site is undergoing a major overhaul. (eventually!)

While the idea of immortality as means of preserving the human mind is best left for fairytales like those of christianity, islam and Buddhism, thanks to the birth of the internet, immortality of ideas is now not only possible, but a certainty!

These pages are indelibly recorded on servers and databases worldwide, and this makes us very happy, because we've been educating people about fuel-saving, medical and psychic frauds for over many years, and we love the fact that we'll be taking the piss out of them for the rest of existence.

Fraud, fooled or fruitcake?

Our favourite, which we've been chasing for many years is Fuelstar, a proven fraud.

It was proven to be worthless by Monash University in the 1980s, but as its owner, Ian Cornelius, knows, people soon forget and he continued selling the units.

He has sold very few in recent years, because the internet has allowed every man and his dog to research the facts on Fuelstar, and we're proud to have led the way.

One thing which hasn't made much mileage in NZ - mostly thanks to the idiotic NZ Herald's championing of the device - is some actual testing of Fuelstar. Ian Cornelius has refused to allow testing of his fraud, but the Government of Western Australia insisted that they prove their claims that Fuelstar does save petrol.

The result?

As you can probably guess, the tests, by Western Australia's Department of Consumer Protection showed the device to be completely useless.

Here is the Sydney Morning Herald's article on the subject.

Yes; useless. Exactly as we've said all along.

But, excuse me, SMH and Gov't of WA, since when is Ian Cornelius a bloody Kiwi?

He has been over here for some years, but the device and Ian Cornelius are as Australian as kangaroo pie with a side of dingo droppings!

(Thanks for doing the research, though!)

Anyone not convinced by WA's research is most welcome to follow up on the complete, sordid Fuelstar scam in these pages.

We have investigated many other types of rip-offs masquerading as fuel-savers: GasWiz, Broquet, Ecotube and the hysterically-funny "run your car on water" scam.

These devices don't work. Remember, if it sounds too good to be true...

It is.

 

Much more dangerous than Fuelstar are medical scams. Fuelstar will only cost you money; medical scams may cost you your life, or that of your child.

 

We were delighted to assist the Ministry of Health in debunking the absurd "Miracle Mineral Supplement", although the fact they are still advertising their poison as medicine with cancer-curing properties is an indictment on New Zealand's fraud laws.

Another recently-exposed scam is that of "heat imaging" for breast cancer screening. Unfortunately, the spokeswoman, Alison Roe, is probably believed by more people than medical doctors.

 

Other immortal stupidity is available for your edification and amusement here. From news scams to ghost stories, we highlight the bullshit.

Recent stories include:

Ken Ring, is he lying or deluded? We take Ken on in a head to head weather prediction battle.

 

Another special project is that of Sensing Murder, an idiotic TV program, watched by lunatics. (and fat chicks with no life)

 

 

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